February 2012
i need someone to dye my hair right now but lindsey is off doing god knows what
why doesn’t the world revolve around me
ALEX
i didn’t get u a bike tell me what u didnt get me…. but really didnt get me
I just thought of this.
I’m going to get like a pic of a girl like sucking dick and then like take it into a hair salon and ask them if they can give me that haircut…
just for a reaction.
someone in my apartment complex
plays that “somebody that i used to know” song over and over again on a daily basis…
“Where is the clue?”
– Steve looking directly at a clue (via fapitalism)
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
